Girl or Grown up woman?

WHICH ARE U??

GIRL OR WOMAN??

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.

Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk it out.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e, don't want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate w/o fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

Girls fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back -- and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women !!

Men are like……

…..placemats
they only show up when there’s food on the table.

…..mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

…..bike helmets
they’re good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

…..government bonds
they take so long to mature.

…..copiers
you need them in reproduction but that’s about it.

…..lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

…..bank accounts
without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

…..high heels
they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

…..curling irons
they’re always hot and always in your hair.

…..mini skirts
if your not careful they’ll creep up your legs.

…..handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Women are the best vehicles in the world because

Reasons why Women are the best vehicles in the world:

—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back
—Self -lubricating when hot
—Finger touch ignition
—Automatic engine oil change every month
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments
—-Great accessories
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
—That’s why MEN are dying to get a ride