The five stages of drunkenness

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in
the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to
pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage
you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person you are talking to
is very WRONG.This makes for an interesting argument when both
parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in
the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a
perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to
you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to
this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the
world.You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an
armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also
make bets at this stage, because of course you're still SMART, so
naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much
you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone
that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING person in the
world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone,
especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This
is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up
to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to
a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle,
because you are smart, your RICH and Hell, you're better looking
than them anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of Drunkenness. at this point you can do
anything, because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, You dance on a table to
impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in
the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who
wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the
top of your lungs because no one can see or